I CAN’T DECIDE.
Either the orange pill, the blue pill, or the red pill
I’d go yellow or blue
(Source: rematiration)
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If you hurt my brother, I’ll kill you. I swear. I’ll kill you all. I will kill you all!
(via hells-queen-cait)
—a man walks into a zoo. the only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. it’s a shitzu
this is literally my favourite joke ever
(Source: clubpenguln, via icurlyfries)
bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
(Source: u-ltravi0lets, via merelymediocre)
(Source: newkidsonmycock11, via j-ydon)
(Source: kitschyliving, via daangmel)
(via barack2termzobama)
Melissa17
Sometimes i do interesting things
